One Act One Scene Play

[Husband and wife sitting at the computer looking at Husband's facebook profile]

Wife: Dude, you need to change that profile picture. Its like from 1098347 years ago.

Husband: OOhhh yeah lets make a couple of albums.

Wife: Okay, but first we need to change the profile picture.

[Wife chooses what she believes to be a great picture of Husband and uploads it as his official profile picture]

Husband: What the hell! Take that picture down. I look like I weigh 110 in that pic.

Wife: You weigh 110 right now.

[Wife chooses another picture that she thinks would be great as his profile pic]

Husband: What's wrong with you! You chose pictures that make me look like I'm on AIDS.