[Husband and wife sitting at the computer looking at Husband's facebook profile]
Wife: Dude, you need to change that profile picture. Its like from 1098347 years ago.
Husband: OOhhh yeah lets make a couple of albums.
Wife: Okay, but first we need to change the profile picture.
[Wife chooses what she believes to be a great picture of Husband and uploads it as his official profile picture]
Husband: What the hell! Take that picture down. I look like I weigh 110 in that pic.
Wife: You weigh 110 right now.
[Wife chooses another picture that she thinks would be great as his profile pic]
Husband: What's wrong with you! You chose pictures that make me look like I'm on AIDS.