--Translation: Your breath stinks.
I look at my bum in the mirror at Target: "That's terrifying... I've got goblin butt!"
--Translation: My butt is dimply and saggy and horrendous.
I attempt to eat the nastiest chicken ever cooked @ Macaroni Grill: "Ixnay on the artichokesnay"
--Translation: I don't know what I'm saying and apparently I think its called a Snartichoke.
My kids always have dragon breath in the morning. Naaassssty!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny! Love these.
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