My house is so dirty... if you walked in it right now you would call child protective services on me.
My house is so dirty... you could catch the ebola virus.
My house is so dirty... i have to clean it before I can start cleaning it.
anyway, my mother in law is spending a couple of weeks with us starting this Sunday, and while I'm so excited to have family here, the amount of cleaning, organizing, purging, etc I have to do is slightly overwhelming.
Honestly it took me Saturday AND Sunday to clean my daughter's room and closet. NO JOKE. 2 days of intense focus.
That is ridiculous!
It is partly due to being dirt and trash hoarders, I believe. Now don't get me wrong, I'm no where near those crazy people on tv, but who keeps dried up markers? broken crayons? empty bubble wands? Every McDonald happy meal toy since 2006???WHO DOES THAT?! ME that's who.
So imagine a version of that in each and every room.
That's what I'm dealing with right now.
Wish me luck.