[Daughter is playing in the bath tub. It is filled with brand new toys her mother bought. The toys are the standard random aquatic animal squirt toys... When squeezed they squirt water out]
Mother: Here baby... Look what happens when you squeeze them!
[Mother fills a toy with water and proceeds to squirt water on her daughter's cheeks and face]
Daughter: It pee-pee'd...... on my face.