[Wife and Husband at home. Two rooms on stage separated by a partition. Stage left is a bedroom where Wife is laying reading a book. Stage right is a living room where Husband is watching tv.]
Wife: Husband, Can you come in here for a moment??
[Husband gets up from couch and walks toward stage left to the room. He hangs between center stage for a moment just looking in the room. Wife is reading yet another romance novel. The hunky half-nude man on the cover is the DEAD-GIVEAWAY of this.]
Husband: Ugh, I hate when you read those books.... you fantasize about me too much afterward.
[Wife cracks up laughing with its absurdity.]