a few cool quotes since i've lived in a hotel

"Women. Can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up"**Major League II

another one was concerning a whore house....

"C'mon guys; they smell like fish, but they taste like chicken." **Ritchie Valence Story

"i wanna go home."
"why?"
"because i want to"
"i really value the power of your argument" **forgot the name of the movie

anyway these things have kept me giggling so i thought i would share it.