Lee: There was definitely something wrong with that meat! You should have brought it back. It was probably some sort of hormone-injected, chemical cow!
Lia [after a play date at her friend's house]: That's why I didn't do it, when she said let's put the chairs in the bathtub...
--I had to start paying closer attention to watch she was talking about, after I heard that!
OBGYN: "Your mom's got some skinny ankles."