Jillien: "Your ice is skin cold"
Melissa: "OMG and there's a Lizard on it and everything!"
Jillien: "keep my baby cousin's womanhood out of your vocabulary."
Chris: "I laugh at you."
Jessica: Talking about becoming Parish President... "I want to bring like more better stuff to Chalmette."
David: "Slava! Can I batushka you for a ride?"
David: "She's a dobleyst liar."
Jillien: "do y'all go home and sing love songs to each other... in opera?"