FIOB - 9 out of 10 Women Agree, Peter Hynd is a Sex MACHINE!

FIOB - 9 out of 10 Women Agree, Peter Hynd is a Sex MACHINE!

AUGUST 24 the toothpaste tube. good reading

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So i have this teacher that i'm already in conflict with and it is only the first week of school. She HONESTLY thinks she is the smartest teacher at Our Lady of Holy Cross and THE WORLD.

"I'm a scholar..." "Not only am i educated in Nursing, English, Business but i'm well known in world history" "if you dont have a 3.8 i wouldnt even bother applying to graduate school" WOW get your head out of your @$$.

She assigned pages 1-40 but the funny thing is that page one is an introduction and page 40 is in the middle of a story... AND we have a 300 word essay due on an introduction and half a story by tuesday. I know that 300 words isnt a lot, but its ridiculous to ask for considering that the entire 2.5 hours we spent in her class all she did was talk about herself. i'm really not exaggerating.

i think i might drop the class. but i know i need it for my major. and i would have to replace it with an elective. what do you think? suck it up this is the real world hunny, or drop that class and take your chances another semester??

Denny's

Me and Erika go to denny's yesterday after my first period class. i go up to the cashier who is writing down the list for the tables. [i never tell people my right name because they dont understand the name Jillien. its like an alien language from Jupiter. when i say 'jillien' they hear ggoweknadnoel. its weird. So my name for YEARS now is Lu. pronounced Lou.] so i tell the lady "Lu" and she writes "L" and i say no 'l' 'u', "Lu" and she write "LD" i'm like wow... My name is Lu "L" "U" LU, LU, LU
Erika= "not Lead, LU"

what is with these fast food places?? i thnk its just me. stupidity and ridiculousness just follows me

subway

So i went to subway for lunch and there is this worker there that i've seen before but i honestly didnt think she was going to last long enough to see her again. I cant tell if she's mentally retarded or loaded on drugs. its really weird and its honestly took away my hunger. she looks aimlessly into the air. "LOOK AT ME GIRL and give me some more MAYO. I NEED MAYO!!!!" *i hate you* i murmur as i walk down to the register.

My first day of school

So yesterday was my first day of class. i have human nutrition first thing in the morning. it seems like its going to be fun but the teacher is kind of screwy. she spent 20 mins out of class looking for a dry erase pen. like it was THAT important. i was like oooookay. and then erika and i went to denny's before my second class CIS. a computer class for freshmen and the computer illiterate. well me and erika are juniors and we are just taking it. its very sad. but the teacher didnt show up after 20 mins so we got up and left. hehe no one can be 20 mins late. thats just ridiculous. anyway i hope this is going to be a good semester. i need to graduate summa cum laude or however you spell it so. i need to keep my gpa up. wish me luck

Kiss ©

A fairy's kiss upon the night
the stars above pale but bright
was the setting of the fight
against the evils of that night

the mist was heavy dark and ill
in ignorance the gods ate their fill
and now the spirits will do their will
upon the maidens they stalk and kill

and as the earth danced and sang
shone the heavens new and young
and on the tree tops they all hanged
a lesson to learn to hold their tongues

everyone turned and hid his eyes
this truth their lips would now deny.
as the earth embraces this lie
to continue its fake and empty life

tears and blood created rivers
the souls of humans sent such a shiver
that the mountain caps fell and covered
the earth, and all the inhabitants smothered.

Family ties

I went to metro last night and saw my cousin. Honestly i think in the last 10 years we've seen each other 3 times. and he lives like 25 mins away. Last time i saw him was at TJ's. isnt that sad that the only time i see my family is when we are out partying?

he didnt even know my age. well i dont know his either. hehe that just ended my argument. :)

But its good to see we enjoy the same stuff. maybe we have a lot in common and just dont know it.

The Talented Steinar

So i've corresponded with a photographer from Iceland for a little bit now... I want to work with him sooooo badly. he's the absolute best. What? You dont believe me. See for yourself click here. See i told you so! well anyway he's coming to the USA [hell yea] for 3 days, but he's staying in new york. He's so close yet so far away. very sad *tear*

ODE to BRYAN

Let me explain the wonderfulness that is Bryan to me. He makes me laugh constantly, not because he's always cracking jokes but because he's witty and sarcastic and just subtly funny. He's not just the type of friend that you call when you are bored. He's the kind of friend that your bored if you dont call. He makes you feel comfortable. he isnt overbearing. He's incredibly INTELLIGENT. more so than one individual should be allowed to be. He's good looking and He's going to be an astronaut/plastic surgeon when he grows up... okay the plastic surgeon thing is in the air, but the astronaut thig is totally TRUE! it would be hard to find someone as good and entertaining as bryan. he's one of those friends that you just want to never let go. He's going to be big one day. and he deserves it.

doesnt that make you totally sick?! someone that perfect?

yaawn

my life of excitement has been dealt a tranquilizer large enough to sedate a large whale. nothing is really going on right now which i guess is a good thing because before was a little too hectic. BUT a lot is near. Christian leaving, school starting, work increasing... I was doing a little too much dancing and partying and not enough loving my boyfriend, my family, and my off time. now i'm bored as hell and no one is left to pick it up.

O MY GOODNESS...

your prayers work. or maybe i was praying enough for the both of us because guess what!>!>!>!?!??!?1/1 HIS deployment is postponed. everyone else leaves tonight but CHRISTIAN leaves next week!!! wow. i'm happy for now. i know that my sadness is coming soon but it sure feels good right now

my Christian

ok so i just got a call from christian saying that he leaves for IRAQ tomorrow. okay! i'm kind of devastated. please pray. pray its just a drill and that i'll have a few more days to talk to him. and if he does have to go pray that he's safe and perfect like he was when he left. just...pray.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIKA

EVERYONE WISH ERIKA A WONDERFUL 20th BIRTHDAY. HER SPACE IS LINKED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. PICTURES OF ERIKA COMING SOON.. GIVE ME TILL THE END OF THE AFTERNOON HEHE

here's some more

Here they are!

watching tv...

I'm a cartoon watching fiend. I'm addicted to Camp Lazlo, Madame Foster's, Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron, etc. Of course i watch the occasional Family Guy and Simpson episodes, but its the 'kiddy' cartoons that i enjoy the most. maybe its their simplicity and witt. dont get me wrong Family Guy and the Simpson's are HILARIOUS. i just dont work my schedule around watching them like i do these baby cartoons. Why do you think that is? maybe i'm the only one left. the only Toy R Us kid left. hehe or maybe not.
In a way i think most cartoons have become really stupid and gross. Snot and nastiness, you know?? they're barely funny. It just that they're directed towards children. Like for example a little while ago i was actually awake in time to catch saturday morning cartoons. and there was this one cartoon in particular that caught my eye because of its stupidity. Its a cartoon about Sherlock Holmes. BUT its in the future. So Watson is actually a robot or something like that. and there are people, cyborgs and 1/2 people 1/2 cyborgs. its so strange and stupid!!! what is wrong with the world?
But i guess the same could be said about some cartoons from back in the day... does anyone remember Rocko's Modern Life? or the Lil Bits?

Whitney Update

whitney called last night. He likes his new school, but he thinks his world geography teacher is a "crack head".... lol anyway hes going to do track and baseball and basketball. He calls my mom to ask her for help in spanish. its funny

post script: he also said that his world geography teacher is always talking about his wife and how she's hard to be married to and how women are 'cold natured'. HAHAHA thats wonderful to tell 14 year old kids huh?! lol i thought it was pretty funny

this is what i want. ...

Okay that sounds kinda freaky, but i've always been infactuated with the whole club kid club scene. dark, morbid, juvenile, and taboo. i just recently finished reading Disco Bloodbath (Party Monster) and it just reinforced the necessity for me to become a club scene club leader. Its all about the manipulation of reality. All my life has been so straight forward, so focused, and determined. One day i hope to escape and just have a blood feast. wanna come?

My last day

So its a bitter sweet moment leaving the firm.
Napoleon took me to lunch at this Thai restaurant, it was interesting. I had never eaten thai before. i had chicken curry and it tasted like chicken and bamboo shoots in a black liquorish sauce. *spit spit* but the thai spring rolls were AWESOME. i have had spring rolls before but i dont like them. THESE on the other hand were really good.

He also bought me cake from this french pastery shop on st. charles. they were pretty and tasted like flavored cakes. not much else to say but it was all a nice gesture and i really appreciated it.

PICTURES FROM MY RECENT BUSYNESS COMING SOON.....

STARRING : THE INFAMOUS : JM. = the stupid smartypants [Listen to her as she mispronounces an abundance of words like enema and satisfaction. As she asks people questions like, "And you didnt die????" and really mean it]

featuring: Christian D. =the sleeping wonder [marvel as he falls asleep on command. Be amazed as he is impossibly awakened. sleep for 23458 hours? easy peasy!]

with appearances by : Patrick "G" = the non-discriminatory lover [Come one come all: notice as he approaches and retreats- "Hey Mister Hey Mister, I only gots 2 teef", let'em have it.. with noooo problem. "Hey mister hey mister! I'm on medicaid", Let'em have it... with noooo problem]


YAY

My Trip

This was a great trip. i had so much fun. we watched a lot of movies. all of my favorite movies like blazing saddles, party monster, lusty latina ladies jk but not really. hehe anyway. we didnt fight which is a feat within itself. its awesome. we havent fought in forever. we are getting along so well. for our first year we were GREAT. we got along so well it was sickening. then in our 2nd year all we did was fight. it was terrible, a disaster. now in our 3rd year which just began in May is incredible. we are old selves again. nothing but love :)

NAPOLEON AND JILLIEN DEPART

ok so tomorrow is my last day at the firm *tear* *tear*; i know this is going to sound crazy but i'm kind of sad. i dont know its just that i made some cool friends and had a great position and made great pay and worked in a cool building with a cool copy machine. and i saw michael hingle once cuz he's on the same floor as me... you know MICHAEL HINGLE "before you accept a quick check *rips check* check with me !" he's famous. well anyway.

o my goodness it has been forever since i've posted.. well here a quick summary of my busyness:

work
work
work
went to north caroline for 4 days to visit christian. last visit before he goes to iraq FOREVER.
cry
cry
cry
work.

well there you have it. leave me comments on how much you've missed my presence and posts yay