Accurate description

lee: u angry?! - cmon - you know u dont' get mad
unless someone wakes you up, takes your food, tries to give you a hug, or kiss, laughs at you - that is all

Pro-Life group

AWesome response to a woman who spoke about having control over her own body in regard to having an abortion:

"Look again...is that really your body to have "control" of? She may "have your cute nose" but it isn't yours. He may "have your eyes" but they don't belong to you. She may have 10 fingers, but that doesn't mean you have 20. "

Larry Mankins

One Act One Scene Play

[Husband and Wife laying in bed. It is night time--all is quiet, and each is reading a novel. Wife has something in her throat. She clears her throat repeatedly]

Husband: Why don't you get some water? I keep hearing you cough and its driving me crazy.

Wife: Okay I'll drink something... Yeah maybe that will help.

[Wife goes down stairs and gets a glass of water. She drinks and returns to bed and her book]

Wife: [clears her throat and then her stomach rumbles]

Husband: [growing impatient] Wow your body is jubilant tonight. Your throat is singing; your stomach is singing.

[Just then Husband's stomach growls loudly. Husband whips his head toward his torso]

Husband: Was that my stomach?

Wife: [cracks up laughing] that's what you get for being so crazy.

Recent Funny Quotes

Jillien: "Your ice is skin cold"

Melissa: "OMG and there's a Lizard on it and everything!"

Jillien: "keep my baby cousin's womanhood out of your vocabulary."

Chris: "I laugh at you."

Jessica: Talking about becoming Parish President... "I want to bring like more better stuff to Chalmette."

David: "Slava! Can I batushka you for a ride?"

David: "She's a dobleyst liar."

Jillien: "do y'all go home and sing love songs to each other... in opera?"

Talk about a "blast from the Past"

Okay so my last few entries have been about looking back and moving forward WELLLLLLL

This little bit of hilarity has just brought me back SEVERAL YEARS.

My very first blog was at geocities. You can check it out here if you'd like: click here.

If you look at the guestbook and go past all the freaky porno comments, there are comments from my friends that were just checking out the site. Its sooo funny. there are people that i don't even remember who they are.

its great looking at old jokes and crazy stuff i used to write.

Any ways...... I'm done.

Re-reading!

I've been reading posts from 2005 and 2006. Just browsing my old ass posts lol There was one saying something like "i really don't want to go back to school and have to stress over my gpa and all that jazz"

its funny reading this 3 years later. Having graduated summa cum laude and feeling lucky that I had the strength to go back semester after semester... even after all the shit that i went through. and finishing with my ONE DREAM successfully completed.

I wonder what i will dream of tomorrow. its strange once your dreams have come true. You feel this satisfaction that makes you slightly stagnate. what will i do tomorrow? Does it matter? I got all i wanted.

Its sooooo weird. I mean most of my young adult life consisted around graduating top of my class and having as much fun as i could manage in the mean time. I didn't really think beyond that. I know that sounds retarded, but nothing after that was really all that desirable to me.

SO NOW. i'm looking for a new dream. I new goal to make my life even more complete.

I wonder if Lia will be my next goal. --Making her life super successful. Hmmmm

It seems that way. She's my only care now. I'm over with. For a year while she was a baby and i was in school, my cares were shared between her life and my success. Now that I'm kind of out of the way all i think about is making lia brilliant and me getting in shape.


GRRRR now i'm just blabbing.

Peace easy pumpkin squeezy.

JM

Is it just me or does Ashley Tisdale look like a young Britney Murphy?

Cleanliness

I've always just been a super messy person. I think it stems from never having to clean my room as a child or from never having any chores. I was never obligated to clean a single thing. so now in adulthood, i struggle to maintain cleanliness and order. I envy my friends and family who always have everything in the proper spot and don't leave their socks everywhere and empty glasses and shit like that.

I'm so horrible. Like I'll clean all of the clothes but NEVER fold it or put it up. Isn't that terrible?! the only person in this house whose clothes I fold and organize is Lia's. But me and Lee's--never.

Maybe i need to go to a hypnotist. Have them create in me a clean freak. I would totally love that!

Wassahapaning

Bootcamp is totally kicking my ass.

I'm already sore and i only just got back less than 2 hours ago.

Is it just me or does Zac Efron look like a Young Jared Leto?

Facebook blog--cuz i feel it must be reiterated

Years ago blogs were the thing. before there were social networking websites like facebook and myspace there were blogs. everybody had something to say and a reader interested in that something. Now personal blogs are going away.

I've had a blog for years and for a while i neglected it. I had a kid and a house and a husband and school and problems and shit that prevented me from feeling like i had anything to say. but recently i've come back. I'm redeeming my blog. I'm writing and though i'm not as fluid as i once was; i hope that soon i'll get there.

At one point strangers and friends would come to my blog and read my life and comment and leave to pursue their own lives. Then people who were too involved began reading and i began censoring. Its a fine line. too much info or lack of self expression. anyways, i'm interested in blogging again--even if there are less people interested now. Even if there is no audience. it doesn't matter. Its mine. and i'll hopefully be able to keep it forever and have my youth preserved with my words. with my poetry and thoughts and criticisms and mistakes. I'll have that no matter who reads or doesn't read.

Performance

So I have a performance at the New Orleans museum tonight, but after screaming all night Saturday; i've lost my voice. At opera rehearsal on monday I would open my mouth and only air would come out. and still today i'm not sounding right. Unfortunately for me and for the audience i'm singing 3 songs. well butchering 3 songs is more like it :(

pray that some heavenly angel helps me through this performance. I'm usually very nervous when i perform here and so this will add to my anxiety. I hope i don't pass out. Maybe she'll let me read some poetry instead of sing. I'll be prepared for anything.

New Kids on the Block

So Saturday night- i went to the best concert of my LIFE. New kids on the Block =BABY! it was incredible! I would scream at the top of my lungs and shake my arms in the air, and my cousin, Melissa, who came with me would crack up laughing at me. And then 3 seconds later when Jordan would be dirty dancing--she would go hysterical!

Donnie is all man now! he's so hot. At one point they came out in the middle of the crowd and i almost jumped on peoples heads like they were lily pads just through desire to get to them.

I was telling my baby cousin how awesome it was and i told her that i doubt any other concert could compare with it. So she responded with "what about if Britney comes?"

And as AWESOME as Britney's concert would be. I wouldn't be screaming and hyperventilating if she were to take her shirt off. I would be totally turned off actually lol.

I've been to a lot of concerts. I've seen bands live, but nothing compared to this incredible show! THey still have tour dates. Get tickets and go b/c it is super awesome.

As a minority...

I feel like I have an advantage of looking at things with a clearer vision. I know that sounds strange,but give me minute and I'll explain.

So we're going through this very monumental presidential election. On one hand we have obama a democrat who supports abortion and other policies that I cannot support--also his past affiliations with black panthers and other outrageously racist black supremacists honestly scare me. And then we have this older white male who --for the most part-- offers everything i feel this country needs.

Now many people are voting for Obama because he's African American and other more educated people are voting for him because they believe in his vision for america. I just happen to be a Hispanic female who isn't supporting another minority because he's a minority, who happens to see the "reverse racism" all over the media.

THe other day they were showing clips of the presidential candidates being asked questions that they had difficulty answering.

As an American, I was particularly offended by one:

John McCain was asked "What have you done to improve the lives of African Americans?"... and of course as a testament that he's a racist--he had difficulty answering.

Now let me ask you if you honestly can say that this question is fair at all? What incredible responsibility to place on ONE MAN to improve the lives of millions of people, but not all people or Americans in general.. He had to put all his attention and effort to improve the lives of just African Americans.

Really what happened to "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what YOU can do for your Country. " Is it racists to reply. "What have African Americans done to improve their OWN lives?"

I'm tired of being Latino American. In reality I'm an AMERICAN. just plain AMERICAN. improve the lives of Americans--not hispanics or blacks or women. When are we going to just let it all go?

Its good to embrace your heritage and your ethnicity but to separate yourself from others based on it, is Un-American.

I'm so incredibly EXCITED

I really can't wait to see the Twilight movie. ALTHOUGH, as is obvious from the trailer, the movie is NOTHING like the book. I mean there are similarities, and by similarities I mean Names and places.

Here's the new trailer for your viewing pleasure.


Twilight HD Exclusive Trailer

Hilarious

This is from Fairly Odd Parents:

[Father and son talking. Father reminiscing about old times]

FAther: My dreams were shattered years ago.

Son: How many years ago?

Father: How old are you?



I don't care who you are...that's funny right der.

Can you believe that!

So I guess I don't learn.

Now I'm doing the offending. Gosh, I forget that there are people out there are more sensitive than me. I forget to check my words. I forget to have tact and class at times. Its insane.

When am I going to grow up?

Offenses

have you ever been offended by a person who wasn't trying to be offensive by his or her language? in a way when the person is NOT trying to be offensive it makes the offense that much greater BECAUSE it means the words are more connected with his or her perception of the truth.

if you could follow that, you truly have a genius mind.

Anyways: You can't help but feeling like you have something to do with that perception or assumption or negation.... Its hard to describe--other than asking yourself, why. Why would this person think this capable of you or normal for you.