One Act One Scene Play: Hairy Harriette

[Wife is sitting at the computer looking at pictures of Julia Roberts with armpit hair.  Husband walks into room]

Husband: Ahh Thats disgusting... Why are you looking at that?

Wife: I don't know. I think its kinda funny, but you gotta think about it.  Why is it so horrible   for a woman to not shave her underarms?  I think I may try that out. Not shave my pits   for an eternity and then go to the gym and lift weights. See how people react.

Husband:  Women aren't supposed to be hairy.  

Wife: That's so ridiculous!

Husband: Look you can grow out a hair bush if you want to be the nastiest most disgusting of all time.

The end.