Because MY child has been reared by the perfect parent, she had no choice but to be a perfect child.
**Therefore it was totally IMPOSSIBLE that she would cry and scream for over an hour because she refused to put on her pants.
**She in no way had two accidents in one day this past week after being potty trained for over 6 months.
**My daughter is very gentle with animals. So she couldn't possibly squeeze our kitten so hard his eyes are in jeopardy of bugging out! NoooOoO not little Lia.