Subtle HILARITY

"I always tell the truth.. even when i lie, i'm honest" hilarious.

i met a hilarious dude in baton rouge. you know those type of people that are just simply funny but you can NEVER repeat the funniness. they are just funny. they just make you laugh. they don't say jokes [well they might] but its just a natural easy simple funniness. the way they hold eyes contact or word sentences. I don't know how to explain it but I'm impressed

The Infamous in the BR

i went to baton rouge this weekend so that i could experience my first LSU game... WELLLLL i ended up not going to the game and just watching it at walkons which was still just as fun, but the fact that LSU blew 21-0 lead really brought down the energy level. i met a whole bunch of great new people. its really funny because i rarely hang out with other latinos.  i was happy and i had fun. i was looking forward to going back today [friday] to watch the chee weez but those plans didnt work out so now i'm chilling.

NOPD is grrrr

So my friend Cool was stuck at the Royal Sonesta on Bourbon yesterday when they issued the mandatory evacuation. So i picked him up. brought him to power blvd. then TO BATON ROUGE. i had to lie to get my way into new orelans and to get back in... i was soo pissed off. i'm trying to get on the cresent city connection and the cop is like where are you headed.


Jillien:"Um to New Orleans"
cop:"well nobodys allowed in. theres a mandatory evactuation"
Jillien:"i understand that. thats why i'm going in my brother is working on Bourbon Street and he doesnt have a car to evacuate. i'm picking him up so that he can leave.
cop:"[now redirecting her]no mam cant let you in everyone is evacuating
Jillien [now screaming at the top of her lungs and in the middle of the road]"THATS WHY IM GOING IN TO EVACUATE!!! YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

[jillien turns around and goes back on the overhead expressway... she sweet talks a different officer and that wonderful gentleman lets her in to save her older brother!]

the end

Its not perfect.

Algunas veces me olvido que puedo escribir, leer, y hablar en español. Es difícil viviendo en los Estados Unidos porque aquí solo se habla ingles.  cuando voy a l’escuela o mi trabajo solo hablo Ingles. Y todos mis amigos hablan Ingles; no tengo chance de practicar mucho. Pero no quiero olvidar como hablar o escribir. Quisiera saber como comunicar perfectamente. Poder enseñar a mis hijos, en el futuro, como escribir, leer, y hablar. Talvez cuando creso voy a poder ir a Honduras o Guatemala mas, y quedar me ahí por un tiempo satisfactorio.

i need a job

so i'm chilling at home and i receive a call from napoleon... remember him>? he's the attorney i used to work for on st. Charles. well turns out that the legal assistant he got to replace me after i left is lost and cannot be found due to the hurricane. he thinks she's in a shelter. well he needs me to work for him. i guess until i go back to school in january. its going to be funny trying to find criminals in all this mess. 'the smart ones will have changed their names and fled the damn state, gotten jobs offshore and gotten a new ssn.' according to nap. but i'm sure they arent all that smart. anyway the problem is i KNOW i;ll be doing all the work and that sucks because i dont really like the type of law he practices. but o well. a paycheck is a paycheck.

come to think of it i havent received my money from the tanning salon. i think i'll do that first thing in the morning.

Katrina...

my friend jimmy rabb took some pics of NOLA i know you see enough on the news but i thought it would be cool to have some on my site. visit my pic page.

I wish i were an oscar meyer weiner.

i'm at home you guys. w/ internet and cable and electricity and running water. not everyone is this wonderfully lucky. i'm truly blessed. my house okay. my family, though they lost their homes, are safe.

but i miss my scene. i miss the warehouse district

i miss my friends. i miss my walmart. i miss my walgreens photolab... i miss school and i miss work. gosh

a few cool quotes since i've lived in a hotel

"Women. Can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up"**Major League II

another one was concerning a whore house....

"C'mon guys; they smell like fish, but they taste like chicken." **Ritchie Valence Story

"i wanna go home."
"why?"
"because i want to"
"i really value the power of your argument" **forgot the name of the movie

anyway these things have kept me giggling so i thought i would share it.

Im a Displaced New Orleanian from Jefferson Parish

I'm sitting at a computer in West Baton Rouge Parish library. i dont have much to say except that everything sucks. i have lost an entire semester at school. the people at LSU advised me to sit out a semester. my mom is employed with the same company but in florida so we leave on sunday to go over and around louisiana to florida, and i have no more computer or cable... which means no more mrs. foster's !!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

this also means that i cannot keep in touch with anyone. 504 area codes arent working, and since i have no computer i cannot come on the internet and communicate.

let me know how yall are doing. you know my number or just post and tell me you are okay. i love you all. and i hope to post soon. bi

FIOB - 9 out of 10 Women Agree, Peter Hynd is a Sex MACHINE!

FIOB - 9 out of 10 Women Agree, Peter Hynd is a Sex MACHINE!

AUGUST 24 the toothpaste tube. good reading

Carter Carter bo Barter Banana fana fo Farter...

So i have this teacher that i'm already in conflict with and it is only the first week of school. She HONESTLY thinks she is the smartest teacher at Our Lady of Holy Cross and THE WORLD.

"I'm a scholar..." "Not only am i educated in Nursing, English, Business but i'm well known in world history" "if you dont have a 3.8 i wouldnt even bother applying to graduate school" WOW get your head out of your @$$.

She assigned pages 1-40 but the funny thing is that page one is an introduction and page 40 is in the middle of a story... AND we have a 300 word essay due on an introduction and half a story by tuesday. I know that 300 words isnt a lot, but its ridiculous to ask for considering that the entire 2.5 hours we spent in her class all she did was talk about herself. i'm really not exaggerating.

i think i might drop the class. but i know i need it for my major. and i would have to replace it with an elective. what do you think? suck it up this is the real world hunny, or drop that class and take your chances another semester??

Denny's

Me and Erika go to denny's yesterday after my first period class. i go up to the cashier who is writing down the list for the tables. [i never tell people my right name because they dont understand the name Jillien. its like an alien language from Jupiter. when i say 'jillien' they hear ggoweknadnoel. its weird. So my name for YEARS now is Lu. pronounced Lou.] so i tell the lady "Lu" and she writes "L" and i say no 'l' 'u', "Lu" and she write "LD" i'm like wow... My name is Lu "L" "U" LU, LU, LU
Erika= "not Lead, LU"

what is with these fast food places?? i thnk its just me. stupidity and ridiculousness just follows me

subway

So i went to subway for lunch and there is this worker there that i've seen before but i honestly didnt think she was going to last long enough to see her again. I cant tell if she's mentally retarded or loaded on drugs. its really weird and its honestly took away my hunger. she looks aimlessly into the air. "LOOK AT ME GIRL and give me some more MAYO. I NEED MAYO!!!!" *i hate you* i murmur as i walk down to the register.

My first day of school

So yesterday was my first day of class. i have human nutrition first thing in the morning. it seems like its going to be fun but the teacher is kind of screwy. she spent 20 mins out of class looking for a dry erase pen. like it was THAT important. i was like oooookay. and then erika and i went to denny's before my second class CIS. a computer class for freshmen and the computer illiterate. well me and erika are juniors and we are just taking it. its very sad. but the teacher didnt show up after 20 mins so we got up and left. hehe no one can be 20 mins late. thats just ridiculous. anyway i hope this is going to be a good semester. i need to graduate summa cum laude or however you spell it so. i need to keep my gpa up. wish me luck

Kiss ©

A fairy's kiss upon the night
the stars above pale but bright
was the setting of the fight
against the evils of that night

the mist was heavy dark and ill
in ignorance the gods ate their fill
and now the spirits will do their will
upon the maidens they stalk and kill

and as the earth danced and sang
shone the heavens new and young
and on the tree tops they all hanged
a lesson to learn to hold their tongues

everyone turned and hid his eyes
this truth their lips would now deny.
as the earth embraces this lie
to continue its fake and empty life

tears and blood created rivers
the souls of humans sent such a shiver
that the mountain caps fell and covered
the earth, and all the inhabitants smothered.

Family ties

I went to metro last night and saw my cousin. Honestly i think in the last 10 years we've seen each other 3 times. and he lives like 25 mins away. Last time i saw him was at TJ's. isnt that sad that the only time i see my family is when we are out partying?

he didnt even know my age. well i dont know his either. hehe that just ended my argument. :)

But its good to see we enjoy the same stuff. maybe we have a lot in common and just dont know it.

The Talented Steinar

So i've corresponded with a photographer from Iceland for a little bit now... I want to work with him sooooo badly. he's the absolute best. What? You dont believe me. See for yourself click here. See i told you so! well anyway he's coming to the USA [hell yea] for 3 days, but he's staying in new york. He's so close yet so far away. very sad *tear*

ODE to BRYAN

Let me explain the wonderfulness that is Bryan to me. He makes me laugh constantly, not because he's always cracking jokes but because he's witty and sarcastic and just subtly funny. He's not just the type of friend that you call when you are bored. He's the kind of friend that your bored if you dont call. He makes you feel comfortable. he isnt overbearing. He's incredibly INTELLIGENT. more so than one individual should be allowed to be. He's good looking and He's going to be an astronaut/plastic surgeon when he grows up... okay the plastic surgeon thing is in the air, but the astronaut thig is totally TRUE! it would be hard to find someone as good and entertaining as bryan. he's one of those friends that you just want to never let go. He's going to be big one day. and he deserves it.

doesnt that make you totally sick?! someone that perfect?

yaawn

my life of excitement has been dealt a tranquilizer large enough to sedate a large whale. nothing is really going on right now which i guess is a good thing because before was a little too hectic. BUT a lot is near. Christian leaving, school starting, work increasing... I was doing a little too much dancing and partying and not enough loving my boyfriend, my family, and my off time. now i'm bored as hell and no one is left to pick it up.

O MY GOODNESS...

your prayers work. or maybe i was praying enough for the both of us because guess what!>!>!>!?!??!?1/1 HIS deployment is postponed. everyone else leaves tonight but CHRISTIAN leaves next week!!! wow. i'm happy for now. i know that my sadness is coming soon but it sure feels good right now