Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tell a Joke Tuesday

(Original Blog idea by Wayne's Window. Please click on the title of this post to view his great blog)

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

(My friend emailed me this joke from a site I don't have the url to, but i thought it was great. Its not an original joke, but what is?)


  1. Ha ha very good joke I somtimes thought the same when I was drunk.

    thankyou for sharing the joke and thankyou for taking part in tell a joke tuesday

  2. Reminds me of the last time I strolled down Bourbon. Thank God it wasn't my foot in gutter...shudder.


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