Sad but Funny - another one act one scene play

[There is a split stage; the two characters cannot see each other; Stage Right: Jillien sitting in her car talking to Lee who is on Stage Left: Sitting in his cube at work. They are on the phone with one another]

Jillien: [excitedly] Lee, guess what i did today that i haven't done in a REALLY long time, that it was starting to get disgusting. I'll give you three guesses.

Lee: Uhh I dont know.. you finally shaved your legs?

Jillien: [disappointed and amused at the same time] No i washed some clothes.

The End

this is what i need

This is what i need right now
dark and silent and cold underground
and everyone can eventually forget
how sorry i was for having left.

*jillien

funny moment

Lee was trying to make fun of me the other night by making up a song...

[background info you must know to find this funny: Lee doesnt sing anything. he never even learns the words to songs. So when he drinks and finally feels like singing he just ends up mumbling really loudly because he doesnt know any words]

FAST FORWARD

So he's making up his OWN song about me and he starts mumbling through the lyrics. He doesnt even know the words to his OWN made up song. [i mean he could have said ANYTHING] HAhaha So then i came up with the idea that he should make a cd where he knows only some of the words that he's singing. I mean wouldnt that be great to have a cd where the artist doesnt even know the words to the song.
The critics would hate it
The intellectuals would find it innovative and inspiring
and the Pot Heads would think its the best thing since pizza rolls.

what a day

ever feel like the day is just so stressful sooo not good that you dont even have energy to rethink it. Its kind of just a passing ghost through an empty hallway. No headache just headnumb. i reached a peak of stress today that far passed what i ever though i could manage. then the day ended and i went home and now its over.

I wonder if life is going to stay this way. Is life ever just going to stop being so stressful and all of a sudden be incredibly exciting... and then again whats the difference? I guess excitment has a possitive connotation where you assume that it brings about happiness. I'm the wierdest depressed chick on the face of the planet i think. I mean i'm supposed to be unhappy and yet my brain wont let me reach that edge. It just numbs out and lets me enjoy the little things. Like Tito bird or swirly pudding. I'm grateful for that. My kitten boxed a rose yesterday and i found it hilarious. do depressed people laugh? i dont know... maybe i'm something different. maybe in distress.

overwhelming

ok so for a while i've been doing nothing but complain and express how incredibly unhappy i am, well this is going to be a sickening lovey dovey post. sooo turn away if you must:

My one and only happiness in life is Lee.
I cannot believe how much he loves me, why? i have no idea.
but he has stuck it out and it seems to be for the long haul. [and lord knows with me involved it isnt going to be easy.
He is soooooo forgiving and understanding that i wonder how an individual could exsist that is so close to perfect goodness.
Lee has little character faults that are more like characteristics than flaws.
He puts up with my everlasting nagging. lol

Lee finds me funny... he's always laughing and in his own little corney way Lee is really funny too and makes me laugh even though i dont let him see it all the time. He's beautiful.

I'm happy... with him i am happy. God blessed me.

I HATE TOLL BOOTH LADIES

grrrrrrrrr I went today to the 24th JDC in gretna and the costs were little more than i had expected, but i still had 3 dollars left. and i figured i've only been here for 30 mins it shouldnt be more than that WEEELLLLLL. 0-2 hours is FIVE DOLLARS. i had to make the whole line back up, pull over, walk to the nearest atm, take out 20$, walk all the way back b/c she couldnt cut me a 2 dollar break. gr

A word of advice...

For all of you who have a gf/bf AND mothers...

When you get in a fight with your significant someone, keep it between you and your gf/bf. DO NOT think that you can trust your mother with being cool enough to talk to about the fight. Mothers go crazy when they think that their mama's boys or their little girls are hurt by some bastard/bitch who isnt good enough for their baby... Chances are that when you get in a fight with your bf/gf yall will get over it in a matter of hours or minutes depending on the fight, but the damage that you do to your bf/gf's relationship with your parents is hard to turn around. Moms stay angry way after you get over it.

So the moral of the story is: If you love your wo/man, and yall have a lovers spat NO MATTER HOW HORRIBLE. if in your heart you know its not the END OF ALL ENDS then do your best to work it out with your sig other. write it in a journal, but DO NOT include your mother.
word to the wise.

Piano Lessons

So i'm taking piano lessons and i'm the worst. I have noooo piano talent. The notes go ABCDEFGABCDEFG, and the prof. asked me if i'm at F what is before? and i said G. I just can't think that way. My fingers dont work well for the piano...

Its funny because i'm taking 2 = 400 level english courses amongst other classes and Piano seems like its going to be the most challenging. wish me luck

Memoirs of a Geisha

I just finished it tonight. it took me about a week. i was completely consumed with it and finishing it that by the end i was skipping whole paragraphs to get to the good parts. i know what you must be think..."Dude that book's been out for a thousand years and you're just reading it" well to relax your mind. yes i'm just reading it. I bought it even before the movie came out, so i dont have the new book with the movie cover but i just never got around to reading it until now. Lee has been doing some over time and having to work after getting home from his normal 9 to 5 so one day i brought the book along to entertain me. even then i didnt get too far, but then suddenly i went on warp speed and haven't put it down since.

actually the other day i was stuck in traffic and i took it out to glance over while i sat and waited. i know i'm the hazardous driver your mother's always warning you about.. you know that one that eats, changes the radio station, puts on makeup, and READS A BOOK while she drives... shoot me!

well to end my book review its a wonderful book. it was like the author wrote out my exact feelings for how i feel about lee. my life has taken many turns just to get me to him. thank you God, for always knowing what is best for me even though i dont see it that way at first.

School is back again

So today was my first day of school... its funny because last friday was the last day of work but they called me back and soooo DUM DUM DUUUUM! i'm going back to work lol its kind of funny but i can't seem to leave. im happy though. cuz i need the money but i also need time for myself. so maybe this is meant to be

oh when them saints

I've never been in a point in my life where nothing made me happy. I have been depressed and cried up to 4 times a day but at some point i would laugh about something or calm down.

i came across someone today that cannot find ANYTHING to make her happy. how can that be? she focuses on how meaningless life is, and how there is no point to living, but then if life had no meaning that would make living a hell of a lot more fun. i mean think about it. if you just died and nothing happened then all your sacrificing and energizing towards goodness would be a waste. If i thought life had no meaning thats when i would start focusing on me. do whatever i want. but then what if there were nothing i wanted? where would i go from there? it would be a living hell. like thirst that never goes away. I think when you have faith in something life becomes happy. Faith in Jesus, Faith in Allah, Faith in Buddah, Faith in something other than yourself, you get a purpose and a goal and tasks to fill up your day. like George Michael says "gotta have faith"

Saturday

so i went on another fishing trip on saturday. We started out a little later this time around because the morning looked like horrible weather. But it ended up being a great day. We had some trouble starting the boat, but then once we got out there and we saw the bugs and water and turtles and the ALIGATOR, it was wonderful. i think the summer is going to bring good times. hopefully the hurricane season doesnt interfere with that.

New Picture ALERT

There are pics up of my two fishing trips and some that i took of my family. Which i LOVE. Check them out. They are a little piece of me.

Infamous Pic Page Click Here

Friday

So this friday is my last day of work and i'm feeling kind of sad. At first i thought i hated my job, but then i realized it wasnt my job it was where i was working... the office i mean. it was just overly ridiculous and not productive, but since i moved to the new orleans office i've been happy. i've been able to tolerate the day, and laugh and have a good time and pass the day. I am always busy but in a good way. I'm not busy answering phones or filing like i was before. I'm busy doing what i was hired to do which is to WORK, legal work AND i love it. i'm kind of sad that it is all ending. i just got to that office. it just got good. i just started to get happy and now i have to go. but there are many reasons for that. i just wish that they werent there. I wish that life was the way it was 5 months ago. i thought i was on the right track and i was happy and everything was going good. I was moving on and moving forward and now i've hit a wall. When am i ever going to find peace?

Jury duty

not much to say except that i sat in a room for hours and then i ended up being dismissed [everyone did] by mid day and thats it. that was my whole jury duty experience. pretty cool but at the same time i was excited to see the trial and the judge and how the attorneys worked the stage.

Best Weekend Ever

ok so since i live in a predominately catholic state most businesses get off for good friday during easter holidays... other people call it spring break.. anyways i ended up having a 3 day weekend and it was wonderful!

On friday i ended up going crabbing with lee's guy friends on the lake... [i had NO idea i was going to be the only chick. i think they wanted to have a guys day out and then i tagged along but considering i had the best time ever i dont regret going lol] well i got sunburnt to a crisp and now i'm all itchy and peeling but ITS GREAT! i finally got sun and i FINALLY did something.

On saturday i ran a few errands but really i got nothing done but spend money on nothingness. i bought breakfast, snowballs, cheap sunglasses, groceries... it was ridiculous. later that night there was a party by lee's best friend's house and it was a lot of fun.

Easter sunday i spent with lee and his mother and then lee and i went and ate dinner with my cousins.

It was finally a memorable weekend. filled with fun and good times and relaxation and happiness. and i really needed.

My semester is finally over

Ok so my semester ended with a bang. I got into a fight with a professor on the DAY of my final, in which he said many horrible things to me like..."i would have made you suffer severely..." and "i dont threaten people- i get even"

which sent me crying hysterically all the way to the dean's office where i TOLD ON HIM! i cannot afford to have any professor mess up my grades because he is old and cranky. anyways i got my grades today and i'm happy to say that they are all A's but unfortunately i have to take that teacher next semester for a 400 level english course. The department head said i would be able to substitute it for another because he was just too horrible to me. wish me luck guys... i only have a week and a half then i start spring semester on the 1st of may!

I havent been blogging much

but i'm sure you know that. its just that this is finals week and considering that i'm the laziest person in the whole world. i left all of my studying and assignments till the last moment and now im struggling to get it all done. I took my first finals today: Biology and Beethoven. My music professor said that i got an A and i'm 100000000% POSITIVE that i got an A in my bio so i only have 3 more classes to try and ace. wish me luck guys!! now i'm gunna go do some more work.

Junk food junkie

i eat so much trash throughout the day that i can literally feel bootie dimples developing. its crazy, but i'm getting obsessed with looking at how fat i'm becoming but then i do NOTHING to stop it. i keep eating TRASHY NASTY food and i dont work out to save my life. this is not good.

One of my many character flaws

I always push away the people that make me the happiest. I cling to those that make me miserable. Then i get depressed because i have no happiness in my life. well i'm going to stop that today. Im not going to lose my happiness anymore.

I will be less selfish. i will try to live my life for someone elses happiness as well. maybe that'll help me get my head out of my OWN ass, and realize that there are more people involved in my life than just me.