I'm the worst drinker on the face of the planet.
There are people in the world that should never drink, and I happen to be one of them. It goes downhill very quickly. Its hard to act like a lady when the room is spinning and you're hyperventilating just to keep yourself from throwing up all over the place.
I try to dress and act like a lady to the best of my abilities. (Although there are times when my westbank comes out!)
I wonder if Audrey Hepburn ever threw up in her husbands car?
Has Grace Kelly ever wobbled around the Ritz Carlton foyer while waiting on the valet?
I highly doubt it.